
Well, I decided that I truly have a sickness. Many have told me about my illness for quite sometime and I never listened to them. I recently was diagnosed with D.T.T.M.U.I.R.T. I know it's a long acronym but it is true. D.T.T.M.U.I.R.T stands for -'Don't Talk To Me Unless I Rode Today'. Below are a few symptoms:
- You ride your mountain bike in/on snow.
- You often go check on your bikes like a child. You just need to make sure they are OK.
- You're a straight man - and love Lycra.
- You actually convince your significant other that it is a necessity rather than a passion.
- You have a secret bike account. (Julie- if you are reading this, I'm just messin' around)


